"You asked me who I thought I was before. I said maybe I was a fish because I love water and you said, you thought a mermaid, maybe. If you were a mermaid, you said, if you were a mermaid, I was the sea."

"If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them. If You Can’t Join Them, Kill Them. All."


omfg let me keep him
giorgiomclovin:

McLovin

"shoo much cawdles. cawwdalyn."

"Hope you start undressing all my dreams and take me under."